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Two male lions were photgraphed getting intimate in Kenya's Masai Mara

This shocked a lot of people, including the country's 'moral police' who is now blaming gay men for the lions' actions.

The two male lions were seen engaging in a love-making session that lasted for at least a minute, which is longer than the usual time lions mate. Afterwards they were seen cuddling with obvious affection for each other. 
Dr Ezekiel Mutua, who is responsible for TV and film censorship in Kenya, saw the photo and said gay men who visit the national park are responsible for influencing the animals' behaviour. He also called for the two lions in question to be caught and kept in isolation until scientists can "determine how they acquired homosexual behaviour". 

Homosexuality among certain animals, including lions, has been observed for decades and is believed to be a natural occurence, but Dr Mutua is convinced that the only way the lions learnt that is either by seeing gay men having sex in front of them, or the lions have been possessed by demons. He has now called for an investigation into whether the two lions were really male, though their grand manes make it really obvious. 

"These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly," Dr Mutua told Nairobi News. "They must have copied it from somewhere or it is demonic. Because these animals do not watch movies."
The world is getting bad, really bad. 

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